Oh Thank Heaven -- Burn Victim Doused Himself in 7-Eleven Slurpees!

Submitted Thu, 05/29/2014 - 6:17am by BossFrog

Employees at a 7-Eleven in Oregon were shocked Tuesday afternoon after a tattooed man burst in and made a beeline for the Slurpee machine, because he wasn't thirsty -- instead he doused his chest with the icy drink.

According to the Grants Pass Daily Courier, the unidentified man was being chased by two others when he ran into the Grants Pass convenience store. The employees kept the others out while the first man rubbed the Hawaiian Punch Slurpee all over his skin, apparently trying to soothe a hot oil burn he and a woman suffered in a fight with a neighbor nearby.

Police untangled the story but didn't divulge the names of those involved to the paper.