KANYE RANTS AGAINST KIMMEL SKETCH Kanye West has proven once again that he has no sense of humor. Yesterday he unloaded on comedian Jimmy Kimmel over a sketch in which Kimmel made fun of Kanye’s recent BBC interview, replacing the rapper with a whining child. "JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES ... OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD P**** IN YOUR LIFE...,” tweeted Kanye (and yes he did it in all caps). "YOU CAN'T PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES. YOUR FACE LOOKS CRAZY ... IS THAT FUNNY? ... OR IF I HAD A KID SAY IT WOULD IT BE FUNNY???"He then added, "SHOULD I DO A SPOOF ABOUT YOUR FACE OR YOU F***ING BEN AFFLECK...#NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK #ALLDISRESPECTTOJIMMYKIMMEL!!!!" As for how Kimmel responded to the rant, he simply tweeted, “apparently @KanyeWest is VERY VERY ANGRY with me....” BIG BANG THEORY STAR ENGAGED The Big Bang Theory’s Kaley Cuoco has gotten engaged to tennis star Ryan Sweeting after only three months of dating. The actress’ rep confirmed the news to Us Weekly. Sources tell the mag that although they’ve only been dating a short time, “she knows Ryan is the one.” Adds an insider, “When you know, you know.” Engagement speculation began earlier this week, when Kaley was spotted with a huge diamond sparkler on her ring finger. It will be the first marriage for both, although Cuoco was previously engaged to an addiction specialist named Josh Resnik. THE LATEST LAMAR NEWS The public hasn’t seen much of Lamar Odom lately, and according to TMZ, that’s because he’s holed up in a home outside L.A. smoking crack and partying with two young women, one of whom he’s had sex with. According to sources, Lamar’s driver has been seen shuttling back and forth from L.A. to his rental home 100 miles away for the sole purpose of scoring the NBA star drugs. Insiders say Lamar never leaves the house, and is extremely paranoid about getting caught. In fact, he’s reportedly using a new phone app that immediately deletes any text messages he’s sent once they are read and he won’t allow anyone in the house to use their phone longer than 15 seconds. MILEY/LIAM ROMANCE WAS IN TROUBLE IN FEBRUARY Miley Cyrus is now claiming she wanted to breakup with fiancé Liam Hemsworth as far back as February. In a new interview with Fashion mag, Miley insinuated that her new song “Drive” is about her troubled relationship with the Hunger Games star. "I wrote it while I was working on Valentine's Day - emotionally it was such a hard time," she says, adding that the tune is "about needing to leave someone but not really wanting to completely cut yourself off from the relationship. It's a time when you want to leave but you can't. It's also about moving on." The couple announced the end of their engagement earlier this month. BYNES COULD BE IN TREATMENT UNTIL 2015 Amanda Bynes won’t be seeing freedom anytime soon. The 27-year-old’s lawyer was in court yesterday in connection with her bong throwing arrest in New York City, and asked for the case to be postponed for up to 18 months while she’s in treatment. That suggests Amanda could be in a mental health facility until 2015. Meanwhile, TMZ reports that Amanda’s mom has dropped her bid for permanent conservatorship over her daughter. The site claims Amanda’s doctors have the ability to give Amanda’s mom the power to make medical and financial decisions for her daughter, which is why she wanted the conservatorship to begin with. OPRAH THREATENS LINDSAY Lindsay Lohan’s flaky attitude doesn’t sit well with Oprah Winfrey. Lindsay is filming a reality show for Oprah’s OWN network and sources say things started off badly, with the Mean Girls star often not showing up for work. Well, Oprah was having none of that, so she went to Dina Lohan’s house on Long Island for a confrontation with Linds and demanded she either clean up her act or the project would be cancelled and Lindsay wouldn’t get paid her $2 million salary. While Lindsay blamed her bad work ethic on a number of things – looking for a new apartment, other projects, “miscommunications” – Oprah stuck to her ultimatum and Lindsay got the message. Sources say she’s gotten her act together and production has been running well for about a month. LINDSAY’S HALF-SISTER HAS SURGERY TO LOOK LIKE HER Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan’s half-sister Ashley Horn has gotten $25,000 worth of plastic surgery to look more like her famous sibling. The 18-year-old, the product of an affair Michael Lohan had while he was still married to Dina, has undergone five procedures, including a nose job and several fillers. “My goal was to look like Lindsay in her good days, when she was around 18, 19 years old,” she told Life & Style. Horn is trying to start her own career in Hollywood, and sounds pretty confident in herself. “I'm hotter than Lindsay!,” she told the mag. “I have no problem saying that.” HANNAH OPENS UP ABOUT HER AUTISM Actress Daryl Hannah reveals in a new interview that she was diagnosed with autism when she was a child. She tells People she suffered from “debilitating shyness” and struggled to keep her condition hidden while working in Hollywood. 'I’ve never been comfortable being the center of attention,” the 52-year-old told the mag. “It’s always freaked me out.” The Splash star said that during the height of her career, she’d refuse to do interviews or appear on talk shows to promote her movies, “not because I was above it, but because I was terrified,” adding, “I wasted so much time scared, self-conscious and insecure.” Hannah, who once dated John F. Kennedy Jr., says she’s now learned “life is too short to stress small things,” adding, “’I’m a grown up now. I’ve learned a couple of things that really would’ve made my life easier if I’d known them 20 years ago.” PALTROW’S THOUGHTS ON INFIDELITY Gwyneth Paltrow seems to be very understanding when it comes to marital infidelity. “I think that if the idea of being committed to someone is important to you, you begin to value certain parts of your social life over another,” she told the website Refinery29. “No couple is the same, and as such, every couple takes on different challenges. I would like to think that I would be forgiving and/or forgiven, but I can’t give an honest answer as I haven’t really experienced that.” But Paltrow, who’s been married to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin for 10 years, realizes forgiveness isn’t that easy. “I think it would be hard for me to be one of those wives who finds out there’s been something going on behind my back 20 years in. I’d imagine you’d begin to question your life,” she said. “It would definitely make things harder, but I believe that if there’s authenticity and honesty right off the bat, things will be okay.” MELISSA JOAN HART REVEALS DRUG USE IN NEW MEMOIR Former teen star Melissa Joan Hart opens up about her past history with drugs in her new memoir, Melissa Explains it All. “I experimented with weed, ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half,” she reveals. She also admits to being high on ecstasy during the photoshoot for her 1999 cover of Maxim magazine. BREAKING BAD’S AARON PAUL RAISES OVER $1.5 MILLION Breaking Bad star Aaron Paul has raised over $1.5 million for The Kind Campaign, thanks to a fundraising effort on the site Omaze.com. In exchange for a donation, the star offered fans a chance to win a trip to Los Angeles to watch Sunday’s finale with the show’s cast. Paul took to Twitter Thursday to thank everyone who helped make the fundraising effort a success. "We raised nearly 1.8 million for @kindcampaign," wrote Paul after the contest ended. "That is because of all of you. Words can't express how unbelievably grateful I am. #iLoveU." Two yet-to-be-announced fans and their guests will be picked up by Paul at LAX, and then accompany him and Bryan Cranston in the Breaking Bad RV to the finale. WILKINSON SUFFERED STROKE In the new season of Kendra Wilkinson’s WEtv series Kendra On Top, the former Playboy playmate reveals she suffered a “minor stroke” during a car crash this past April. The 28-year-old was in a head-on collision with another vehicle in Calabasas, CA on April 20th, and was taken to a hospital for observation. She suffered minor injuries, but according to E!, the stroke diagnosis came later. "They told her to take it easy and chill out for a couple of weeks, but she is fine," a source says. "There is nothing to worry about." Kendra hasn’t yet talked about the incident, but it is expected to be the focus of the Kendra On Top season premiere, which airs tonight. HANDLER SINGLE Chelsea Handler is on the prowl again. Sources tell Life & Style magazine that the talk show host has split from her on-again/off-again boyfriend Andre Balazs. Sources say the hotel exec has been telling friends they’re “definitely over.” Meanwhile sources close to Chelsea say she “has stopped wearing the vintage compass necklace Andre gave her.” VAMPIRE DIARIES’ PAUL WESLEY DATING FORMER CO-STAR Vampire Diaries star Paul Wesley is getting over his recent divorce with a new woman, according to Us Weekly. Wesley, who split from wife Torrey DeVitto two months ago, is reportedly dating his former Vampire Diaries co-star Phoebe Tonkin (she had the recurring role of Hayley). The couple was spotted at Soho House last Saturday, on what appeared to be a double date with Wesley’s best bud Ben McKenzie (Southland) and The Secret Circle’s Shelley Hennig. "Paul and Phoebe were 100% romantic - they were across the table from Ben all cozied up on the couch kissing each other," a source tells the mag. "She had her head on his chest." TENNIS STAR DJOKOVIC ENGAGED Tennis star Novak Djokovic has gotten engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Jelena Ristic. The pair, who are high school sweethearts, has been dating for eight years. "We're engaged!!! Getting used to introducing Jelena as my fiancée and future wife," the 26-year-old, wrote on Instagram, along with a photo of Ristic kissing him on the cheek. "Couldn't be happier." Djokovic, who lost to Rafael Nadal in the U.S. Open final, popped the question over the weekend in Monte Carlo. CARLOLINE MANZO TO DEPART REAL HOUSEWIVES Caroline Manzo is leaving The Real Housewives of New Jersey after five seasons. But Manzo won’t be going too far, she’s already landed her own Bravo spinoff Manzo’d With Children. RHONJ’s season five finale airs Sunday.